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Does anyone like fruit drinks? How about a nice frozen Strawberry Daiquiri…
Well, here’s a twist on the traditional Strawberry Daiquiri that will give you a delicious desert-drink that tastes almost like Strawberry Cheesecake!
Substitute Bailey’s Irish Cream in place of Rum:
2 boxes of Frozen Strawberries
3 cups of Ice
1 1/2 Oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
Put all ingredients in a mixer and mix until slushy. Optional: Add colorful little paper umbrella.
Enjoy!! 
WOW… that sounds great! I’ll have to try that! 
have fun (hic)
Wait… 
…that sounds like a joke. Is that a drink??
Hickory Daiquiri dock, the mouse ran up the clock…
But it might be worth trying- anything alcoholic is worth trying 
.
My aim in life is to rid this world of alcohol.
One glass at a time.
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Wait… …that sounds like a joke.
[/indent]Oh yeah!
A doctor frequents a bar where he always has a almond(*) daiquiri.
One day, he asks for this and the barman finds he is out of almond. Not wanting to disappoint his regular, he uses hickory nuts instead.
When the doctor tastes it he says “Hey, this is not a almond daiquiri!”
The barman replies, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc”
* – Is there such a thing? I know nothing about cocktails.
I got it from “The ultimate book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes” by Allan Pease – and it’s almond in there. However, I missed a bit. The barman is called Dick so the joke actually goes :
A doctor frequents a bar where he always has a almond daiquiri.
One day, he asks the barman, Dick, for his drink but Dick finds he is out of almonds. Not wanting to disappoint a regular customer, he uses hickory nuts instead.
When the doctor tastes it he says “Hey, this is not an almond daiquiri, Dick!”
And Dick replies, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc”
Still !
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