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Since telegrams cost by the word, phonetically similar messages can be cheaper.
See if you can decipher these extreme cases:

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UTICA CHANSON MIGRATE INVENTION ANNUAL KNOBBY SORRY IN FACTUAL BEEN CLOVER.

2
WEED LICHEN ICE CHEST FOREARM OTHER DISGUISE DELIMIT.

3
CANCEL MYOCARDIA ITS INFORMAL FUNCTION.

4
YEARN AFFIX, LOST UKASE, UGANDA JAIL, CONSERVE TENURES YACHT APPEAL.

5
EYELET SHEILA INDIA HOUSE SHEILAS TURKEY.

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BOB STILT SEA, CANTANKEROUS BOAT, HUMUS GOAD IMMORTAL DECOS GUARD.

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MARY SINBAD SHEER TOURNEY AUGUSTA WIND NOCTURNE TOOTHBRUSH.

8
WHINE YOSEMITE NAMES SOY CAN PHILATELIST.

9
ALBEIT DETRACT UNIVERSE EDIFY MUSTAFA TICKET TICKET IN.

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5 I let Sheila in their house; she lost her key

I know the rest

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Nothing difficult. Just a bit of light relief.

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1] You take a chance on my great invention and you’ll not be sorry. In fact you’ll be in clover.

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I’m sure I will!

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2 – We’d like a nice chest for our mother. The sky’s the limit.

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4 – you’re in a fix, lost your case, you goin to jail, can serve ten years y’aught to appeal

9 – I’ll be at the track you never said if you must have a ticket to get in

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Bryan!

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6. Bob’s still at sea, can’t anchor his boat, you must go aid him or tell the coast guard

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Bryan and Preston, another two bite the dust.

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3. Can’t sell my old car its in for malfunction.

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