KB 2670838 was released last Tuesday, as part of the second Black Tuesday in February. (Microsoft generally releases non-security-related patches on t
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John
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FTWMike
GuestMarch 3, 2013 at 4:06 am #54873I guess it’s a good thing I’m only in ‘notify’ mode on Microsoft Automatic Update and not ‘apply’. I do follow your advice and only ‘apply’ when you or Susan Bradley say to do so. With 6 Windows boxes to maintain (none of which are my day job), I don’t have time to deal with ‘oops’ updates from MS.
Mike
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AskWoody_MVPMarch 3, 2013 at 11:01 pm #54875“And the next time somebody tells you it’s OK to turn on Microsoft Automatic Update, you should quote JMBE on that thread: ”Same Problem, … I had to buy new Notebook to do my work.””
Why couldn’t he uninstall and hide the update?
How often does this happen and what’s the real cost? (and I mean for consumers, not enterprises)
Bruce
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sanda
GuestMarch 4, 2013 at 7:20 pm #54876Woody,
What about Windows8? Do we put Windows8 in automatic updates?I have just started reading your “Windows 8 for Dummies”, a worthy successor to its older siblings, jumping to different sections, and I think I remember you suggested turning on Automatic Updates.
You were right several ways, Woody. I’ve been offline…1. It was very hard getting rid of Delta Search (redirect) malware. I knocked myself out trying to fix it myself, something I’d never have tried 5 years ago. (Didn’t want to leave it for 3 days in shop.) I gave up after 2plus weeks, having escalated my illness, but the shop took pity on an old sophomoric tech klutz lady, and fixed it while spouse waited. I came here first to check if I put in updates before doing any catchup on email,etc.
2. Spouse shopped for (the problem solving
with him added to my overload at same time as above)& got me the Surf Pro tablet. I like the tiles, as you indicate your change in opening pages of Win8for D’s.3.Thank you so much for MiFi suggestion.
Only tested it once, due illness, but it’s good.This is always the first place I go when I go online.
One other question: as I was reading the book, I wondered if it was via Firefox add-ons that I picked up the Delta search? Are Firefox add-ons safe?
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woody
ManagerMarch 4, 2013 at 10:41 pm #54877Sanda –
Nope, I wouldn’t set up Win8 for Auto Updates, any more than I would set up Win7 that way.
Firefox add-ins are safe – but you have to be careful where you get them. If you always download them from reputable sources, and make sure you don’t install anything you don’t understand, you should be fine.
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woody
ManagerMarch 4, 2013 at 10:44 pm #54878@Bruce –
Good questions. See my latest InfoWorld post.
Microsoft issues roughly one bad patch every two or three months, on average. When I say “bad” it may mean that millions of people can’t print their tax returns, or it may mean that thousands (tens of thousands?) of people get Blue Screens.
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EP
AskWoody_MVPMarch 5, 2013 at 3:12 am #54879fortunately, the KB2670838 update has NOT bitten my family’s Win7 64bit Dell Inspiron desktop computer with blue screen crashes and so far I have not encountered any blue screen errors with the KB2670838 patch installed. KB2670838 was one of the “pre-requisite” Win7 updates to install before installing Internet Explorer 10 as noted in Microsoft KB article 2818833.
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rc primak
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rc primak
GuestMarch 5, 2013 at 4:51 am #54881I don’t have ATI graphics on my Toshiba Satellite desktop, but it’s original gen core-i5 with NVidia/Intel hybrid graphics. For months now, NVidia has been saying they non longer support hybrid graphics on laptops, and their driver updates have refused to install. DriverMax offers supposedly updated drivers, but only MS Updates for Windows 8 has had any drivers which claim to be new for this hardware configuration.
I took one look at the technical details of this patch and immediately hid it from MS Updates.
Why? Look at what hardware-level items the patch is updating. This is exactly the set of hardware and firmware attributes which Nvidia is afraid to touch with its more recently updated drivers. Messing up a firmware update is like having a BIOS flash fail — you can hose the entire graphics sub-system permanently.
Hybrid systems have indeed suffered irreparable damages when applying these sorts of changes. As NVidia goes, I can imagine so goes ATI hybrid graphics.
I wouldn’t touch this type of update for my laptop with a ten foot polecat!
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Missy
GuestMarch 5, 2013 at 6:41 pm #54882THANK YOU!
Uninstalling KB2670838 fixed the instant BSOD upon IE9 launch. MAU was set to auto-update for some reason, and since I don’t typically use IE for browsing, I didn’t notice the problem until last night. Of course, I was prepping to show my mother-in-law some basic functions of IE and needed to launch it for screencaps… and getting frustrated because every fix I tried (rollbacks, uninstall recent upgraded software and reinstall from disk, using AV to scan IE, etc.) did not fix the problem. Little did I know I had to go back further or just uninstall this one stupid Microsoft update. God I hate beta-testing and not getting paid for it… or is it gamma-testing…
Thankfully, I typically use a different browser, so at least my job-related internet use was not affected. Oh, Microsoft, how I love thee, let me count the ways… Hmm… I think imaginary numbers would suffice here…
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Lee Grant
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Tom R,
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Tibby
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Paula
GuestMarch 11, 2013 at 2:29 am #54888I was having trouble with Firefox and Explorer both crashing when starting them. I looked for 2 days and couldn’t find any suggestions that would work. I came upon this website, removed the windows update (KB2670838) and everything started working again. Thank you!! I’m looking here first the next time. I now have my updates on ask me and I will check here first before installing anything.
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Don Hirst
GuestMarch 15, 2013 at 4:11 am #54890Woody, it looks like this KB2670838 platform update can impact lots of things. After it installed on my Win 7 desktop system, my TurboTax 2012 Deluxe (and Premium) apps stopped working. I spent the morning online with Intuit and found that their apps run OK in my XP virtual box, but not in either of my two (updated) Win 7 desktop system. Removing the KB2670838 update restored the TT 2012 app to normal function. I’ll drop this on the TT forum as well. Thanks for the clue in this column.
Don
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Rick Pelosi
GuestMarch 16, 2013 at 3:54 pm #54892I submitted the original question to the forum regarding the problem that KB2670838 has been causing for many. I did determine that it was the update itself before their call. In defense of Microsoft, they did in fact call me within a day. I talked with some of their tech people and allowed them to copy the error logs off of my laptop. That was a simple deduction due the fact that I was aware the update had been installed the first time and I immediately began having problems. And it they were only ocurring when IE9 was running. No visual cues only the BSOD. I did a sys restore and all seemed ok. I had AU on before and never had any issues with MS patches. This next time I set it to let me approve first as I thought it may have been a bad install of the update. So I allowed again and after a restart as soon as I opened IE9 it went right to BSOD. The next time I used Add/Remove Programs and uninstalled the patch. Then it downloaded again but the next time I hid it so I didn’t inadvertently install it again. Now I do think that KB2670838 was bad patch, but they at least followed up on it promptly.
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