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    Does Amazon know something that the rest of us should?  🙂

    42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

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      This reminds me of the clause Van Halen had in their contracts for a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed. There was a reason for that clause:

      https://www.insider.com/van-halen-brown-m-ms-contract-2016-9

       

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      …a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

      🤣🤣 LOL!

      In my opinion, that’s a nice way to define a Zombie Apocalypse!

      On a more serious note, the above verbiage is a great way to see just how much of the fine print someone actually reads! Just maybe that’s exactly why it’s there.  😉  Also a great way to add a bit of levity to an otherwise lengthy, but necessary, document.

      Nice find, @Cybertooth !

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